Quotes from the Movie G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !

Roadblock

In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."

Roadblock

I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

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There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.

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As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

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Not from their backs they don't.

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My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot. [gives him a bullet, which he puts into his mouth] Mouse: Delicious.

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That's on the rise. Like your panties.

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That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...

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Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?

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Where can we find you, general?

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You know we'd make a hell of a team.

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I ain't gonna be in neutral.

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Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.

Zartan

Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.

Zartan